Don’t pretend you haven’t done these.
Slap the Bag
Because chugging wine in a bag was a cheap, and easy way to throw up white zinfandel all night.
Jungle Juice from a Trash Can
You drank out of a trash can. You did. Remember?
There’s a reason these were banned. You may (or may not) remember funneling one in a gas station bathroom.
Drinking beer upside down? What could go wrong?
There is nothing more fun than having beer come out of your nose or regurgitating foam.
Ruining Childhood by making alcohol infused Gummy Bears
Was anyone ever successful with this? Or did they all taste like gummy bears coated in rubbing alcohol?
Endless $2 Long Islands at the bar that served underage
Double fisting Long Island Iced Teas is basically like jumping off a cliff. You dive in head first and hope you don’t die.
Took the nutritional value out of everything in order to put alcohol in it
Watermelon, strawberries, lemons, limes, apples, and anything else you had lying around.
You played Quarters
That quarter has been groped by a million different people and you’re letting it marinate in your beer before you drink it.
You hid alcohol in everything
Listerine bottles, sunscreen bottles, or hairspray bottles.
You tried to be your own bartender
What goes in a mojito? It’s just rum and mint, right? A long island is tequila, vodka, and iced tea? Close enough.
Taped 40’s to your hands
Because you didn’t want to be able to escape your blackout.
Counted beers by playing wizard stick
A wizard stick isn’t useful unless it’s taller than you and that’s about 10 or more beers.
You drank belly button lint.
Just warm, vodka, out of a plastic bottle.
Put alcohol in literally anything you had
Tequila and Mountain Dew.